Overture....

spotted: Grozzy D making out with a mystery girl at Roxy.
Tired of the rugby lads, it seems the roxy ladies love a dashing dancing and singing man. Our grozzys d is the man with the plan. His smile, wink, wave.. then hit them with the sing dance routine can do no wrong.
But be careful groz, even the sports ladies will notice the same hook line and sinker if used once to often. Seen Groz D bust a move near you, let BB know.
you know you love me,
xoxo Bentham Boy

Oscar's No Longer a Grouch

Spotted: Natlo on her way out of Bentham claiming she was "off to see Oscar". We can only assume that by this she means her current love interest and it's not some sort of euphemism...

Night at the Electric Toms

Spotted: Tom Malone in a 9am lecture. This oft-absent lawyers love for a good night out suggest one thing; that he's started coming straight from the Court, to Tort...

xoxo BB

A la mode?

Spotted: Alexander Murugasu in jeans and a t-shirt. Surely this well-dressed Frenchman has taken leave of his senses, or at least, hasn't done any ironing... D&G? or is it M&S?

You know you love me,

xoxo Bentham Boy

Filing

Spotted: Alessandro filing the day away. Jason S-West knows this man's dirty little secret, do you?

xoxo Bentham Boy

A Stacey Stabbing

Spotted: Mark Stacey giving it all he has just to impress in a dress. Apparently, Mark has been seen entering the Bloomsbury all too frequently, to get a needle from his dealer. Are those baloons actually real, or is this 'roid rager about to burst?

You know you love me,

xoxo BB

He Won't Drop-her

Spotted: Ben O'Connor on the way to Heathrow to see his American girlfriend. Looks like this social butterfly's been netted.

BB

Dylan or Villain?

Spotted: Dylan Kennett offering only 3 quid for a Big Issue. Does this jerk think he's better than Kate Moss or that homeless people are worth a toss?

BB

Safe Saif?

Spotted: Saif and Steph seen getting personal at the Roxy. Will this be the start of a fruitful romance and survive reading week. Or was it simply a one night shebang.
You know you love me,
xoxo Bentham Boy

Evans 7th Heaven?

Spotted: Dan Evans seen entering Ian Clarke's house on the late hours Saturday night and seen doing the walk of shame Sunday morning. Were these two up reading Law or instead up getting close and personal with one another.
You know you love me,
xoxo Bentham Boy.

Clarke at Dark

Spotted: Ian Clarke on the rowing machines during reading week. Was our rowing superstar improving his endurance for his next late night essay. Or was it to improve his endurance for another late night visit.
You know you love me,
xoxo Bentham Boy

Submissions

If anyone has a hot, juicy tip for BB, email me at Benthamboy@googlemail.com

Sehar's Dinahr

Spotted: Sehar Ali-Noor eating a Fish & Chips on Tottenham Court Rd at 4am despite his proper upbringing. Looks like this Ra, Ra, likes his Tartar.

You know you love me,

xoxo BB

Micky trying to keep up with his Mates

Spotted: Tricky Micky doing pushups in ULU. This Geordie wants to look sporty, or is he just trying to keep up after his flatmates over-muscled him on Halloween?

You know you love me,

xoxo BB

The Emperor Wears No Clothes

Spotted: Mark Stacey in a certain shoe store in Oxford Circus, buying discreet raisers for his shoes. This 6'3 man is actually 6'2; looks like he's trying to fill someone's shoes....

You know you love me,

xoxo Bentham Boy

Old Chef's Name?

Spotted: James Clee having to explain why he uses his last name as his first to a bunch of eager girls. Looks like this Chef has cooked up one to many stories that his diners can't stomach.

You know you love me,

xoxo Bentham Boy